How you go about moving within the world you live in says so much about who you are.



thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS



candentia:

Giles F/W 2012/13

candentia:

Giles F/W 2012/13


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atsecondsight:

Every Glee song ever 
Toxic


 posted 7 minutes ago · 277 notes (nerdevon © atsecondsight)

What's the most illegal thing you ever did? — Anonymous

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.




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porkskins:

when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago


 posted 9 hours ago · 192744 notes (sararye © porkskins)
#ME


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whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)


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beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain





irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense



F.R.I.E.N.D.S + vacations



promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this